Hello I'm Rizwan and I want to be a celebrity... I've already been in an advert for Zee TV.  Favour for me uncle.  Got free cartons of mango juice. I get loads of famous people in me cab Sting, Deidre Barlow and one of them off Hollyoaks.

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I'm Ben and I want Rizwan to clean the bloody cab we share. I'm the only white driver at the cab firm.  They're alright, but Rizwan is giving me stick for not fasting during Ramadan.  Hypocrite.  He's 16 stone.  He should be fasting all year.

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