Asked Riz his advice about attracting women, Riz suggested we go speed dating. Not for me that lark. I went anyway. I offend every woman I meet within minutes. They don’t like a guy who shoots from the hip. Riz pulls every woman he meets. So he says. No woman has ever really took the time to get to know me really apart from Linda.

Mo threatened to sack me for intimidating passengers. Most of the complaints were women. I bet you.

Rizwan, has been offered a role in a low budget student movie. Of course he is convinced this is the start of something big.

Mo is worried that his wife from Pakistan is going to come over and join him.
He’s decided to send her more money to keep her there. Bad news for drivers. Extra charges to foot the bill.

P.S. It’s Rizwan’s cousin Sal’s wedding do tonight.