Had an argument over which is best Lent or Ramadan – Me and Ben were on the changeover – we share the car see and he challenged me to a week long fast. He gave up after fifteen minutes, so Ramadan must be best.

Found a ventriloquist dummy in me cab today. I’m convinced it will lead to stardom. The world’s first Pakistani ventriloquist. I’ll be better than that Keith Harris, he was well shit.