Ben was robbed last night and he’s settin up a security camera in our cab. I reckon we’ll get some extremely newsworthy footage of a local celebrity. Like that actor (alleged) from Corrie doin crack in the back of me cab. I could sell the footage to the press. ‘Ken Barlow smokes crack in Rizwan’s cab, again’. I can see the headlines now.

Played Kabbadi at the base. I won. Ben ran out of breath.

Got paid £500 just to wait outside a jewellers earlier on. Bloke made a big withdrawal. Big tip too!

Me mate Slippers dropped by trying to shift a batch of Coriander Cones. I bought the lot. Had ice cream for me tea.