Went to Rizwan’s cousin Sal's wedding. Knowing all the family will be there (especially his sisters) I pulled out all the stops. I went in full traditional attire. I was the only one there in full gear, they all had on suits. He’s a prat that Rizwan. I’ll get him back for this.

Mo says there is a £500 cash bonus up for grabs at the base for the driver who picks up a mystery sponsor and impresses them in a variety of categories, cleanliness, appearance, punctuality etc. The sponsor will be picked up by each driver for a journey so they all have an opportunity to impress. Rizwan, wants the money to pay for his show reel and I want the
money to pay for me holiday to Mecca. I’ve decided the only way to fit in with the rest of the drivers is immerse meself in the culture. Shawsy on the Haj.

I watched an episode of 'Crime-watch' and I’m telling you anyone could be involved in terrorist activity. Anyone. How would you know? I’m gonna keep me eyes and ears to the ground from now on. Maybe MI6 will sign me up. When me ex-wife Linda finds out I’m an undercover special agent, she’ll definitely want me back.

Rizwan got a booking today for a bride on her wedding day. Turns out it was Rizwan's first love (Reena) and he says they had one last fling minutes before she was married but I think he’s bullshitting.

Apparently, Mo the chief is feeling the heat over his immigration status. How anyone can work in this country for thirty years, run the best minicab firm in the city and not get a passport. That Tony Blair needs shooting. And Gordon Brown. And David Blunkett – he gets visas for breakfast with his eggs. What does Mo have to do. Go on a date with Peter Mandelson for free?

Asked Riz his advice about attracting women, Riz suggested we go speed dating. Not for me that lark. I went anyway. I offend every woman I meet within minutes. They don’t like a guy who shoots from the hip. Riz pulls every woman he meets. So he says. No woman has ever really took the time to get to know me really apart from Linda.

Mo threatened to sack me for intimidating passengers. Most of the complaints were women. I bet you.

Rizwan, has been offered a role in a low budget student movie. Of course he is convinced this is the start of something big.

Mo is worried that his wife from Pakistan is going to come over and join him.
He’s decided to send her more money to keep her there. Bad news for drivers. Extra charges to foot the bill.

P.S. It’s Rizwan’s cousin Sal’s wedding do tonight.

Big gig tonight at the M.E.N arena. Mark Knopfler. The king. Elvis is a mere prince compared to him. I remember the glory days when Dire Straits and the Notting Hillbillies ruled the world. Mo the chief says he wants me working. But I aint workin…that’s the way I do it…I tell Mo no and I won’t come in.